Tuesday, April 22, 2014

How to Relax While Making Chicken Schnitzel

Arrive home. Pour wine.

Vent about day until your boyfriend's eyes glaze over.

Set him free to engage in other activities.

Find the meat tenderizer and some chicken.

Pound the crap out of it.

Set up breading station.

Coat, dip, & coat.

Coat, dip & coat.

Ohmmmmm... It's a meditative breading experience.

Heat some oil in a pan.

Add the chicken.

Be in the moment. Clear your mind.

At the right moment, flip it.

Take a deep breath.

Hug your boyfriend.

Pour more wine.

Make a pretty plate.

Relaxed yet?

Click here for the recipe.


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